† five [Action]

[sundead]

[On this pleasantly overcast day (at least, in this part of Luceti... fairytales call for incredibly localized weather patterns) there is a nice, pleasant bridge over a cool brook. On the other side of the bridge is a beautiful place filled with the most wonderful food you can imagine, also known as the grocery store. So to get there, you're going to need to cross this bridge. Or one of the other bridges. But mostly this one.

That is, of course, why the creature now lurking underneath the bridge has called it his home.

Ayumu isn't interested in the grocery store today. He's a troll zombie zombie troll, and the only thing good enough for him is brains. I mean, goats. Either way, he's going to be stopping anyone who tries to pass... and you'd better hope you can pay his toll.]

Comments

[sundead]

[and he pokes his head out.

...a goat. nice.]

Yo.

[falenandawn]

Hello.... [Eyeballing both his outfit and the homeless man stranger who seems to live under a bridge.]

[sundead]

[Ayumu's looking kind of weird, too, in his troll clothing. ....Whatever you think that looks like. He still looks somewhat bored, though he's also eying Frey critically.]

Here's how it works. You pay the toll, or I eat you. What's it going to be?

[falenandawn]

[But he had no money!

Luceti had no money, why is he even asking for a toll-] but I have nothing to give you.

[sundead]

Then it looks like I'm gonna have to eat you.

[don't ask how that would actually work Frey]

[falenandawn]

[Frey won't, but the only excuse that comes to his mind he speaks without even thinking about how embarrassing it is.] But I am much too scrawny to eat! Someone else shall come along, they will be much more suitable for a meal, I am sure.

[Scrawny......

....

....

scrawny.

HE'S STILL GROWING DAMN IT.]

[sundead]

...Yeah, you do look pretty scrawny.

[sorry, Frey. But he backs off some at least, considering.] But, that doesn't mean you're not edible...

[falenandawn]

[erk.

b-backing away slowly.....]